A Big Bright Beautiful World

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

(via spookyvaljean)

captainamyerica:

99% of being a musical theatre fan is singing duets by yourself

(Source: broadwayistheairthatibreathe, via alllyinwonderland)

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

DAAAAAMMN

(Source: uncooler, via d0nn0)

Auditions for fall play were today & now I’m just like stressing so much over whether I got in


Honesty Hour, ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered.

Honesty Hour, ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered.

(Source: winstonpaul, via misterandry)

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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No let me tell you about this asshole teacher I had for world history. My grandmother passed away so my family went to Arizona to take care of her affairs & for her funeral & when I got back to school all of my teachers actually read the email I sent out about why I was gone & she didn’t. So when I asked her what my missing assignments were she said if you wanted to keep up with your work, you should’ve been here. & I was just like my grandma died… Sorry I wasn’t here to do my work

(Source: lysistratas-moved, via ruinedchildhood)

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via d0nn0)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via d0nn0)

Baby: I...i...i

Mom: What is it, sweetie?

Baby: I thought you did it for me, Mama.

Mom: "I thought you did it for me, Mama. I thought you did it for me, Mama." I thought you turned a no-talent ox into a star because you like to do things the hard way, Mama. And you HAVE no talent. Not what I call talent. Talent for the deaf, dumb and blind maybe, not an ounce of it, Ms Gypsy Rose Lee! I made you. I MADE you. And you wanna know why? You wanna know what I did it for? 'Cause I was born too soon and started too late, that's why. But what I got in ME! What I've been holding down inside of me, if I ever let it out... There wouldn't be signs big enough! There wouldn't be lights bright enough! HERE SHE IS, BOYS! HERE SHE IS WORLD! HERE'S ROSE!

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl, via d0nn0)